something irritating happened to me today

there's this fat chick [am sorry but there is no other way to put this]. so like *cough cough. there was this fat chick. and seriously she was fat [mebbe her ass was like.... real big. not the sexy kind I tell ya, nor am I jealous! i'm not jealous! i am very happy with my butt thank you very much! see you all got me defensive and stuff]. okay she had a big ass, big freakin' deal.

well my friends. do you know the jeep? omfg if you don't then you are not pinoy. hmm anyway, I was there, minding my own business when this fat girl decided to stick her big ass on my side. okay, she was like, sitting diagonally. it was fucking irritating man! the space on the jeep was really like, super small for one person, and she WAS SITTING MUTHAFUCKING DIAGONALLY WITH HER HUGE ASS. :|

I mean, gimme some slack, cause we both paid the same amount, but you are HOGGING THE SEATS, WITH YOUR DIAGONAL/SLANT SITTING AND ALL.

so I decided that enough was enough, so i tried to like... hmm. maybe move a little away from her.

AND SHE EFFIN' MOVED TOWARDS ME TO STICK HER ASS ON MY SIDE.

GIANT FACEPALM INSERT HERE.

gah.that was irritating.

ok. bye. :)